Just thought I’d update you guys here with some behind-the-scenes news:

1) FAIL? More like FIRE! As in FIRED!

...okay, he hasn’t actually been fired, but he realized he doesn’t have enough time to compete with the other Apprentices and volunteered to be “demoted” to Auditor.

We’re not sure if we need to fill his slot by promoting an Auditor just yet, but it looks like there’s a frontrunner, based on a sexiness popularity contest among our crew.

2) No, AtomicScripter hasn’t been tossed out. There was some drama surrounding him here in the wilds of Flamebate, and yes, he was tempbanned. That might slow him down a bit, but he’s still in the running.

3) For winning the ”Are you wittier than an Apprentice” contest, Jubbles is our newest Auditor! We look forward to seeing what he comes up with, having proved he can think like a Bootyhole.

4) Yes, those are Apprentices you see spamming role-playing as NPCs in our forums. It’s all just for ****s and giggles right now, but they’ve got something big planned for us. So stay tuned.

5) The next step for the Apprentice is a major writing bumignment involving everyone in the crew. This should really illuminate our choices for the future! Best of all, you might see some real firings, if you’re lucky.