LOLICAKE Posted:

You guiz can’t understand how this story is deep and sad.

This is probably the most beautyful thing i ever read.

A little conversation from the film:

“OMG my life sucks! Instead of turning into a pile of ash, and die with unexpressable pain, i start to SHIMMER!”

Yeah, seems that the story is soooooooooo deep. And yeah, if i start to shimmer i will kill myself with a stick.

So IT IS SAD.

But ****, let’s analyze those whimpires:

-They start to shimmer (thats original -and lame)

-They eat animal blood (as seen in “Angel” series)

-They have special powers, like mind reading (“True blood” reverse)

-The boy feels weird close to the girl (premature ejaculation? The anime “karin” rings any bell?)

So what’s the story anyway?

Girl mets boy.

Boy rescues girl.

Girl fall in love.

Girl uncovers the dark secret.

Boy shows beautiful scenery to the girl.

Girl melts.

Girl meets with boys family.

They are having a fun time together.

Then!

Something suddenly happens, and the joyful aura shatters, and evil lurks into the love between the two.

Then came the fight for love.

And in the end, they kiss.

(If there will be an episode x, then the last few sec shows the evil again, with an evil grin on his/her/it face)

It was filmed at least 100 times before, and the critics call itt a “B categorie movie”

But since it’s the 101th, i think that’s the beginning of the category “C”

It was so wors, that i wish that in “Saw 103” the killer will find you, bind you to a chair, and threathens you, that if you do not cut off your male reproductive organ, he will going to play it again for you.

“Tick-tock. The time is running out emo kid.”