Techno Phoebe Posted:

If that is so, what about all the miracles in the bible?! Log in to see images!

Didn’t happen. Like the rest of the Bible, it was made up to delude people into following Christianity by giving it a sense of legitimacy. I mean, if someone just walked up and SAID pretty much anything in the Bible to you, you’d probably run away screaming or punch them in the face or something.

Especially the part about baking your poop into cakes and eating it.

(Someone had to say it)