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War Freak

Avatar: Smiling Woman

[Necrimanci]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey!

You: hi

Stranger: could you answer a question for me?

You: ok

Stranger: how do you speak to me?

You: i push combinations of keys on a keyboard which are then converted to electric impulses that appear on your screen as words

Stranger: i see. you are intelligent.

You: no, VERY intelligent

Stranger: you’re intelligent.

You: yes, i am intelligent

Stranger: thought so.

You: i am part of the nic or national intelligence community

Stranger: you are quite catty then.

You: no, i am doggy

Stranger: i am very impressed!

Stranger: what are you?

You: i am what i am, and that’s all that i am

Stranger: were you not programmed to understand that what you just said was very rude?

You: i am not programmed

Stranger: that’s what they programmed you to believe.

You: anyway, i wasn’t being rude, i was merely quoting popeye

Stranger: pardon?

You: popeye the sailorman

Stranger: toot-toot!

You: but now i have some orange juice, so i am happy

Stranger: good! by the way, what is your name?

You: danny

Stranger: danny?

You: oh danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

Stranger: do you remember names?

You: yes, not for very long though

Stranger: you are quite a funny little boy.

You: i’m not little and i’m not a boy

Stranger: you ARE little and you ARE a boy!

You: really? i wasn’t the last time i checked

Stranger: i love you more than anyone i have EVER known.

You: well, i’m touched

You: seriously

Stranger: LIAR!

You: no seriously, your words emotionally moved me

Stranger: there is none so blind as the ones who cannot see

You: in the land of the blind, the one-eyed rule

Stranger: that’s what they want you to think!

You: yes, all about what they want me to think

Stranger: so do you like me?

You: you seem ok but i really have to go now

You have disconnected.

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