You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you a vampire?

You: no

Stranger: I think you are.

You: why?

Stranger: Well, look at the way you type and the way I type, they’re both very different.

You: and that means i’m a vampire?

Stranger: All the evidence points to ‘yes’.

You: dude, what kind of drug are you smoking?

Stranger: Marijuana, I believe.

You: where can i get some?

Stranger: At your local shop.

Stranger: Tell me a joke.

You: i can’t

Stranger: Fine, I’ll tell you a joke.

You: sorry, it’s time for my dinner

Stranger: What are you having for your dinner?

You: food

Stranger: Ha! Very funny.

You: give me one reason

Stranger: Because!

You: not good enough

Stranger: Well, it will have to be good enough, I’m leaving.

You: where to?

Stranger: ... I can’t remember.

You: i’ll remember for you

Stranger: OK, go ahead.

You: you were going to san francisco

Stranger: You were going to leave me alone!

You: be sure to wear a flower in your hair

Stranger: Are you clever?

You: when i’m done, you’ll wish that i was clever

Stranger: Why are you so mean? Are you afraid that people will be mean to you?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: why do you keep asking the same question

Stranger: I want to know.

You: no, i am not afraid of bald people

Stranger: Neither am I. We have something in common.

Stranger: And now I must leave.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.