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DEAR STRUMPET:

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS A GI IN KOREA, I WAS SO POPULAR THAT THE WHORES PAID ME FOR JUST A PEEK AT MY JOHNSON. I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 48 YEARS, AND HAVE NOT HAD PROBLEMS BEING SATISFIED BY MY WIFE UNTIL ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO. AND WHILE MY EQUIPMENT MAY NOT BE IN THE SHAPE IT ONCE WAS, AT LEAST MY BRAIN IS MORE ALERT AND AGILE THAN YOURS SHALL EVER BE.

RESPECTFULLY YOURS,

GERALD F. CULBERTSON, SR.

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