TOO MUCH STUFF

TOO MUCH STUFF

I’VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF

TOO MUCH STUFF

TOO MUCH STUFF

I’VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF

A LITTLE CALCULATOR IN MY COMPUTER MACHINE

A DOCTOR WITH A RUBBER GLOVE THAT KEEPS MY bumHOLE CLEAN

A THING I GOT IN AUSTRIA THAT PULLS HAIRS OUT MY NOSE

A GIANT PIECE OF WOOD THAT’S FORMED TO KEEP TRACK OF MY CLOTHES

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A CAR WITH WHEELS THAT SUCKS MY LIFE BECAUSE IT NEVER MOVES

A male reproductive organ THAT WILL HELP ME WITH THE TAMING OF THE SHREWS

A LITTLE BOAT WITH BELLS ON IT OH WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE

I’LL SAIL MY SHOP ACROSS THE SEAS AND **** EXOTIC WHORES

I’VE SO MUCH STUFF

THAT I CAN’T SEE MY STUFF

BUT HERE ARE SOME PRINTS BY A GUY NAMED HEIRONYMOUS

I’M ADDICTED-ADDICTED TO STUFF

MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO “STUFF ANONYMOUS”

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A WEIRD POTATO PEELER THAT FILLS AN ENTIRE ROOM

A WARDROBE TRUNK THAT’S DENSELY PACKED WITH MOLDY PANTALOONS

A SAVAGE GIANT NARWHAL WITH A LACERATED SPLEEN

A MOLDY TRUSS ONCE WORN BY FREDDY MERCURY OF QUEEN

BANANA BREAD, ETRUSCAN HEAD, A SHOE ONCE LICKED BY GOD

A BUNCH OF STINKY BAND-AIDS ROLLED UP IN A SMELLY CLOD

THE DARK COMMAND OF SAURON AND A FACE THAT SWARMS WITH BEES…

I’D GIVE IT ALL YOU KNOW IF I COULD FIND MY ****ING KEYS!