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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: why hello japan from my excellent american friends
You: are you has much fun thisday?
Stranger: no, i has much not fun this day
You: oh very not excellent sir. you should have new onigiri from tokyo onigiri shop. they make day excellent
You: no day for me complete without new onigiri from tokyo onigiri shop
Stranger: oh okay i try that
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: HEY YOU
You: THIS IS THE GODDAMN CIA
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Too bad im in canada
You: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings from norway
Stranger: hello
You: have you speak to any norwegian before on omegle ?
You: because i should warn you we have very strange internet chat habits that seem odd to foreign
You: example we get very angry and not show it
You: and then get fury at you with no warning
Stranger: i’m not an english native speaker
You: if thing like this happen, please not be too offend
You: YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF ****
You: sorry, see what i mean
You: you must excuse me
Stranger: i see
You: so where in world are you from?
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: China’
You: i am twenty four years old next month
You: and china is very nice country
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i’m 24 and a half
Stranger: an early happy birthday
You: thank you also
Stranger: since i may not be able to chat with u in the future
Stranger: are u a girl or a boy
You: WHY NOT? THIS MAKE ME VERY ANGRY
You: and i am boy but used to be girl
You: in norway, many people change gender because not happy way they born
Stranger: well, i just asked. not on purpose
You: does this happen in china much?
Stranger: really
Stranger: almost never.
You: you must find it strange then
You: oh, i must go
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: bye
You: good bye
You have disconnected.
