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Patently Chi-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I’m in. I’m out.

Main Characters

Shallow Esophagus: The person who first introduces you to pwning forums. At one point, he asks the player to distribute a XSS code in the forums he pwns. Later on, he turns out to be working for the Sentrillion search engine and the XSS code is revealed to collect data from the forum users and send it back to Sentrillion, much like malware functions in the real world.

DrrtyCop74: A corrupt police officer in charge with keeping the internet safe from people who pwn forums, such as the player. You have several run-ins with this character. The first time is in Episode One, when DrrtyCop74 asks you for a bribe of 500 Flezz in exchange for letting you go free. The second appearence is at the endo of Episode One, when she arrests the player and brings him to the internet trial and testifies against him. In court, she hides the fact that she has asked the player to bribe her, but the player will get his revenge later on in Episode Two, when she asks him for another bribe and the conversation is recorded with the Digital Vasectomy program. DrrtyCop74 is then sent to prison and vows to get revenge.

Ravit “Blacksnake Nordstrom” III: The leader of the Flaming Black Ops. His internet name has an interesting story: “Ravit” because he is ethnically Pakistani, “Nordstrom” because he lives in Norway, “Blacksnake” because he is hung like a black man, and “III” just for the hell of it. Ravit asks you to join the FBO and to deploy another code, similar to the one Shallow Esophagus had given you. It is later revealed that Ravit is actually an American from the Boston area and that his real name is Randall Norbert Buckston. The player will discover later on that Ravit is a member of the Paranoid Panorama forums, which claim that there will be a robot uprising sometime in the near future. Ravit is dedicated to the principle that information should be free, and considers the company Sentrillion to be his #1 enemy.

The Lonely Gunman: Paranoid man that the player is introduced to by Shallow Esophagus in Episode Two. He believes in every conspiracy known to man and has even figured out some of his own, like the fact that the Y chromosome in the human genome comes from giant alien giraffes who are hidden away in the tall office buildings. His greatest fear is that robots will overthrow the human race. He disappears during a conversation with the player while shouting something about the robots. His current location is unknown.

KIM SHADY: Current dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il. He gives the player the longest mission in Episode Two, Pwntagon, where the player must pwn the secret forum of the Pentagon.

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 04/17/2009 8:51AM
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