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before Posted:

== Episode 2 summary ==

Due to your deployment of XSS code, you’re put on trial. Ravit and the FBO effectively bail you out. If you pay to continue…

North Korea’s dictator [[Kim Jong-Il]] wants you to pwn the Pentagon forum. Before you can do that, you have to convince Shallow Esophagus that you’re worthy of getting the pbumword from him. You do this by helping some of Shallow’s friends, one of which has a conspiracy theory about [[Sentrillion]]. Right after you pwn the Pentagon forum, the friend is kidnapped, possibly by robots. Shallow Esophagus later explains that he is, in fact, working for Sentrillion, and he also invalidates the conspiracy theory you heard earlier, telling you that it is not an evil corporation, but a good one. Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III gets angry at you because you pwned his anti-robot forum and cuts off further communication. Then Shallow Esophagus wants you to pwn the forum of Sentrillion’s main rival, Geronimo. However, you get killed while doing so by some strange noise coming from your speakers.

after Posted:

Upon reflecting on the tragedy you caused in the finale of Episode 1 you decide to lay low. Things do not go according to plan when your ISP cuts your connection to the Internet and [[DrrtyCop74]] somehow manages to arrest and put you on trial for weapons of mbum pwnage. Before a verdict from the jury could be pbumed the FBO intervenes by hacking the courtroom and bailing you out. A brief IDC chat follows where the FBO inform you of their latest plans and give you valuable software and hardware enabling you to surf free and anonymously, provided you help with their high-profile campaigns.

North Korea’s dictator [[Kim Jong-Il]] hires you to pwn the Pentagon forum for no other reason than being a douche. You attempt to guess the pbumword and fail. A conversation with Shallow Esophagus shortly after this reveals that he knows the pbumword to access this forum but is not sure if you are responsible enough. You’re then asked to help more of Shallow’s friends, one of which has a conspiracy theory about [[Sentrillion]] involving girrafes, robots and all sorts of other weird ****. Right after you pwn the Pentagon forum, the friend is kidnapped, possibly by robots or girrafes (or maybe even robot giraffes). Shallow Esophagus later explains that he is, in fact, working for Sentrillion, and invalidates the conspiracy theory you heard earlier, telling you that it is not an evil corporation, but a good one. Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III gets angry at you because you pwned his anti-robot forum and cuts off further communication. Then Shallow Esophagus wants you to pwn the forum of Sentrillion’s main rival, Geronimo. However, you get killed while doing so by a strange noise coming from your speakers.