WHEN CALEB WAS 12 HIS MOTHER NOTICED HIS CRIPPLING SOCIAL INABILITY AND SENT HIM TO SUMMER CAMP TO TRY AND HELP HIM MAKE FRIENDS. UNFORTUNATELY, CALEB SPENT THE ENTIRE WEEK IN HIS CABIN HIDING FROM THE LARGER BOYS, WHO WOULD TAKE HIM OUT INTO THE WOODS AT NIGHT AND STICK FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO HIS bum. THEY MADE HIM PROMISE NOT TO TELL BECAUSE IF HE DID THEY WOULD TELL EVERYONE AT CAMP HE WAS A fabulous person. WHEN CALEB CAME HOME FROM CAMP HE TOLD HIS MOM HE MADE LOTS OF FRIENDS AND WAS VERY POPULAR.