A-Sat Posted:

Don’t you have a balcony/roof/window to throw yourself out of?

I do, but how could I do something with that?

The Baroness Posted:

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This could work.

Sapper Posted:

You just think nobody loves you cause your standards are too high. Hang around outside a Curves or outside a skin care doctor. I am sure you will find someone who will love you pretty quick.

But if you insist on killing yourself, I suggest walking into a skinhead bar with a turban and a prayer mat.

No, not even they would love me…

____ Posted:

Don’t be silly, if you want to die, do it while doing something interesting.

Say, you don’t fear death? Go rob some banks, or fight crime, kill some presidents, swim in the antartic, hitchhike to North Korea, whatever you want.

This is the best idea I’ve received so far. I’m going to make this a contest!