NEWSFLASH: TERRIBLE NEWS. Investigation by the GGM Skype Krew has shown that the character fine upstanding member of society is clearly Beaker from Jim Henson’s Muppets, a popular T.V show.

A simple youtube search will reveal the following SHOCKING video:

We contacted Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, longtime college of Beaker for an interview:

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Fie: [ slides sheaf of papers over ] Here is a history of fine upstanding member of society’s posts and his account information.

Dr. Honeydew: Oh…oh my.

Fie: So, Doctor, in your expert opinion is this your college Beaker?

Dr. Honeydew: Yes..yes this would appear be him. [adjusting glbumes] Thought he does seem to be talking a little strangely….

Fie: And that’s in your expert opinion?

Dr. Honeydew: Why yes, yes it is.

And, even more chilling, a Google search on Beaker revealed the following image:

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Compare to fine upstanding member of society’s avatar:

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I think the evidence is clear.