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Hobo the hobo

Avatar: Nipple Piercing
5

[Necrimanci]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

**** I just nailed this **** omg I came like multiorgasmic bull**** omg ok I hope you came 2

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey guess wat

Stranger: you lost the game

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP

You: GODDAMNIT woman's genitals

Stranger: LOL =/

You: I HATe YPOU

You: lol

Stranger: i love you

You: goddamn

Stranger: i want you to put it inside me

You: twice in one day

Stranger: now

You: woman's genitals

You: ok

Stranger: whore

You: *unf unf unf*

You: I came

You: inside

Stranger: premature

You: yup

You: that’s just how it goes sometimes

You: I kinda wanna anal you irl now

Stranger: should punch my gut

You: you play forumwarz?

You: oh ok *GUTPUNCH*

You: also *BOOM! male reproductive organSHOT!!!*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wow…

You: gutpunch vids get me hard

Stranger: only if poop is involved

You: wow what? you kinda hard or?

You: yea m8 poop 4 eva

Stranger: im so hard ritenow

You: you can do Log in to see images! and it comes out a little picture of a pile of ****

You: omg me 2

You: I just came but I’m ready again already

You: let’s go

You: lemme put it in you

Stranger: *unf unf unf*

You: *unf unf unf*

You: I came

You: again

Stranger: *unf unf unf*

Stranger: lemme put it inside you

You: let’s go look at furry porn together

Stranger: you dress as a furry

You: ok I’m ready *bendover*

You: I’m dressed as a furry right now

Stranger: *unf unf unf*

Stranger: done

Stranger: your suit is sticky

You: put it under mai tail

Stranger: alright

You: omg inoryte it makes me hard

Stranger: *unf unf unf*

You: do me again

You: OMG BBY

You: omg I came

Stranger: ima trying!!

Stranger: ME TOO

Stranger: NOWAUI

You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: DESU

Stranger: we have so much in commen

Stranger: desu

You: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU NEKO

Stranger: desu

Stranger: desu

You: stfu woman's genitals

You: desu me

You: no wait

Stranger: SNAKE? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAKKKEEE??????!!!!

You: imma desu you this time

Stranger: ok

You: WTF MOTHA****IN SNAKES

You: DESU DESU DESU I came

Stranger: holy ****

You: Snake, you’re a ****en woman's genitals.

Stranger: thats SOLID snake to you

You: We should be bffs. Join forumwarz and be my friend, I’m Hobo the Hobo

You: omg Solid Snake makes me ejaculate

Stranger: ME TOO

You: HAWT

Stranger: we should DOCK EACHOTHER!!!

You: OMG YES

You: WHILE LOOKING AT SOLID SNAKE PORN

Stranger: *unf unf unf ouch*

Stranger: YYEAH

You: *unf unf unf*

You: I came in your penor

Stranger: *unf unf unf(

Stranger: im great timesming out your cim

Stranger: great times*

Stranger: great times ftw

You: omg bby that’s so hawt I just came again *UNF*

You: great times MAKES ME great times OMG I JUST CAME

Stranger: ok

Stranger: o0

Stranger: great timesMING!!!!

Stranger: ARRHHHHGGG

You: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (desu)

You: WAHHHHHHHH

Stranger: DESKA?!?!

You: I’m a virgin!!!!!

Stranger: NOWAI

You: WAI OMG

Stranger: sorry, you have aids now

You: OMG AIDS

Stranger: =/

Stranger: FUN!!!

You: I have AIDS want one?

Stranger: =D

Stranger: D=

Stranger: YES

Stranger: i need to catch them all

You: OMG I JSUT CAME IN YOUR bum

Stranger: AWWWWRRRGGG

Stranger: IM PUSHING IT OUT!!!!! ARGGGG*

You: grat! AIDS + HERP!!!

Stranger: **** YEAH

You: You want clap and syphillus too? I got my frand hear

Stranger: SURE, IM READY TO DOCK ANYONE!!!

You: Frand: *UNF UNF UNF* I JUST CAME INSIDE YOU CLAP + SYPHILLUS!!!!

Stranger: *SWOOP*

You: GRAT!!! 2 U

You: my frand enjoyed that so much

You: he wanna do it agane

Stranger: ur frand is my mom

Stranger: TOTALLY

You: HOW U KNOWZ

You: OK HERE SHE COMEEEEEE

Stranger: ARGGGGGGG>>>>>>>>>

You: Frand Mom: *UNF UNF UNF* IN YOUR bumSSSSSSS

Stranger: ARHGGG

You: OMG OMG OMG

Stranger: *unf unf unf UNNNNFGGGG!!!*

You: LET ME EAT IT OUT U bumSSSS

You: *OM NOM NOM*

You: oh bby

You: yea bby

You: oh *OM NOM NOM*

Stranger: does it taste like spaghetti?!

You: (that was me, not my frand mom)

You: yea plus meatballs OWAIT THAT WAS PoOPs

You: THAT JUST MADE ME CAME AGINE

Stranger: EXTRA POINTS!!!!!RAWR

You: *spoo spoo spoo* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stranger: AWWWW

You: you woman's genitals!!!!!

Stranger: SLOOOOOOO POLE

You: Pole say: wbum naoplx?

Stranger: np

You: get it? yea that’s right OMgI CAME

You: *spoo spoo*

Stranger: me too

You: hawt

Stranger: IM SPENT

Stranger: lets go kill kids

You: let’s rub each others great times in each others bumes

You: *rubrub*

You: oh yea

You: do me nao

Stranger: IM SPENT!!!!

You: WAHHHHH

Stranger: ok, ill try

You: better

Stranger: *unf unf unf unf unf*

You: or I’ll kill you first

Stranger: *unf unf unf un fun fun fun fun*

Stranger: ARGGGG

Stranger: I great timesZ

You: WAH NO FUN

Stranger: GRRRRZZZ

You: WAHHHHHHHH OMG MY bum NAO I GOTS AIDSSSSSSSS

You: I just came again.

Stranger: AAAAAYYYYYYDDDDSSSSs

Stranger: me too

You: cuz you said grrz

You: reminds me of furries.

Stranger: GGGRRREEEEAAATTT!!!

You: that makes me great times. hard.

You: put on your fursuit let’s furry sex it up

Stranger: FURRIES HAVE AWESOME TALES

You: OMGINORYTE

Stranger: lol

Stranger: YEAH

You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger: BAWWWWWWw

You: join forumwarz nao

You: not kiddin

Stranger: LINKS!!!!!??!??!

You: ok back to anal + killing childs

You: **** USE GHOOGLE YOU woman's genitals

You: http://forumwarz.com/ lazy woman's genitals

Stranger: www.letmegooglethatforyou.com

You: omg hawt

Stranger: google it for me!

Stranger: wow, i just jizzed to the website

Stranger: i just the whole screen

You: omg me 2 after u did

You: my screen became white

You: brb I gotta get a towel

Stranger: wow, hearing that made me jizz

Stranger: get me a bucket

You: wut hapend 3 ma swcreen

You: MA BUCKET

You: CAN I HAZ BUCKET NAOPLX

You: CAN I HAS MEMEPLX

You: yo btw is a meme is a meme nao

Stranger: NOW?!?!?!

Stranger: WHAT 9000!?!?!?!?

You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: FUUUUUU

Stranger: WRYYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: NYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: OSHI-

Stranger: BOOOM

You: DIECKSHOTTTTTTTT

Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU??????????? LOCATIONZ>>>>>>>>>>>>???????????

You: OMG ASL

You: 14fFINLAND

Stranger: lolololol

Stranger: FINLAND?!?!?

You: OMGNOIMENE

You: AUSTRALIA

Stranger: your the third ****ing person from there in this last hour

You: OMGNOIMENE CHINA

Stranger: o0

Stranger: ?!?!?!

Stranger: SNAAAAAKKKKKEEE?!?!!

You: OMGNOIMENE INDONESIA IMENE BEAZIL IMENE OMG ANSKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U SO HAWT OMGOMGOMG DESU

Stranger: **** EM, I GOT NUEKS

You: ****.

You: OSHI-

You: *ded*

You: (raep ma ded body plx kplxty)

Stranger: *unf unf unf unf*

You: (also plx great times inside so I can get dedbody AIDS plx)

Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Stranger: you already got it

You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: DOUBLE AIDS

Stranger: your eyes are exploding with great times aids

You: AIDS SQUARED

You: WAHHHHHHH *BOOF*

Stranger: divide by ZERO~~~!!

You: OSHI-

You: I’M A POISSON DISTRIBUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: im going to wear your furry, great times wridden dead skin with aids and ****. then im going to go to the bank and pull a hiest!

You: (poisson means fish so put me in your woman's genitals plx)

You: OMGYES

You: I CAME

Stranger: DEAD JIZ EVERYONE ON THE BANK!!!

You: hay i herd u liek mudkipz

Stranger: GAWD I JUST JIZZED

You: omg me 2

Stranger: I GET HARD JUST THINKN BOT TI

You: on your bum

Stranger: ARGGGG

You: then I pushed it in *kuish kuish*

You: I got Enzyte how great times I can go so long

You: u got Enzyte?

Stranger: i dunnO

Stranger: I DRANKZ TEH WHOLE BOTTEL

You: woman's genitals WFT

You: QFT

You: woman's genitals

You: U LIEK FOTIEZ

You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: MUDKIPZ!@!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: (twuklv)

Stranger: so… what do you think of the government, they should legalized drugs…

You: they should

You: SEAKING!!!!!!!!!! *unf unf unf*

Stranger: i would smoke pot all day and play halo =/

You: smoke two joints in the morning?

Stranger: yup

You: hawt

Stranger: then JIZZZZZZZZZ

Stranger: then plkay HALERZ

You: that made me hard, specially Halo cuz Master Chief mades me OMG I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: OMG U GOT AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger: me too

You: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: MASTER AIDS!@!!!1

Stranger: COMPLEANOS!!!!!! FELIZ ****ES

You: AOY PAPIIIII

You: maricon

You: woman's genitals

You: hay you liek fine upstanding member of societys?

Stranger: NOOOOO

Stranger: maybe;...

Stranger: hm…

Stranger: only if slurs are involved

You: OMG ME TOO *LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH* I came

Stranger: not cool….

Stranger: jk

Stranger: lololol

Stranger: WRYYYYY

You: U LOVEZ IT

You: I WANT DED fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals TOOOOOOO

You: did u came

Stranger: YE**** YEAS

You: I’m jcking off rite nao irl

Stranger: ok, i think im about worn out with all the typing its like 5 in the morning here

Stranger: cya

You: adios

Stranger: good luck with the furry aids

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