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You: Marvin?

Stranger: yes?

You: omg how are you!

Stranger: good

Stranger: you?

Stranger: who are you?

You: Jalopeno Bootyhole says hi and to come to forumwarz.com

You: Im Karn

You: this is relevant to your interests

Stranger: alright

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You: ceiling cat says so

Stranger: its nice to know who we are talking to

You: But you’re still a stranger

You: and I’m still You

Stranger: yes…

Stranger: wait

Stranger: i’m You too

Stranger: i guess we the same person

You: **** we must be in some paradox

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Stranger: pr0n?

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You: high quality avatars that you can’t change unless you get brownie points

You: wow that kinda sounds ghey now that i think about it

Stranger: oh

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Stranger: right

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