You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

You: what’s a grue?

Stranger: something thats not in the mailbox

You: lol

Stranger: youll find out later

Stranger: grues have already eaten 2 people today

You: e

You: bad players i guess

Stranger: nar i just wanted to kill them off

Stranger: only 1 made it inside the house

Stranger: the other ran into hitler

You: i’ve never made it inside the house

Stranger: you could try

You: i suck at text based games

Stranger: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

You: check mailbox

Stranger: There is a single letter inside the mailbox

You: **** mailbox

Stranger: You make love to the mailbox. It is rusty and has sharp corners, you cut yourself in an embarrasing place

You: heal male reproductive organ

Stranger: You do not have medical supplies

You: am i bleeding to dead?

You: cut male reproductive organ off

Stranger: Your male reproductive organ falls to the ground, wriggling like a worm. It is promptly eaten by a grue.

Stranger: Your stump stops bleeding

Stranger: Your stump turns green

You: this game is pointless now that i don’t have a male reproductive organ

You: die from septicemia

Stranger: You are eaten by a grue

You: i suck at text based games

You: can you type this?

Stranger: you lost your male reproductive organ pretty quick

You: 12121212121212

Stranger: 1212121212121212

You: great

Stranger: ?

You: you’re gonna love forumwarz

You: it’s a nice internet game

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JB, what happened to the one per alt rule?