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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
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Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

I caught my first wife ****ing a German shepard while being filmed by a midget. Not the dog, mind you, but a ****ing Deutsch sheep herder.

WORDPLAY!


Once, this waitress I picked up at this really clbumy Denny’s puked on my male reproductive organ. We got together a couple more times but it happened every single time. Finally, I tried to solve it by feeding her two rolls of Dramamine I stole when I worked on that cruise ship. Long story short her brain swelled up like the aliens in that one Twilight Zone and I was no longer attracted to her.


My second wife told me she was allergic to every but black male reproductive organ. I was sympathetic for awhile. Then it got gratuitous.


Another girlfriend didn’t have the deceny to tell me she was eight…Granted, it’s hard to communicate with a sock in your mouth!


My third wife was part of some cult and was always chanting and having hooded men carve symbols into her back. The blood would get all over the ****ing furniture and the wounds would open up when we ****ed….Honestly, I was glad when Neptune came into alignment and they all hung themselves.


This is very therapeutic.

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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