Shock news from Zombie Valley today. At an emergency fine upstanding member of society meeting, Sergeant “Acid Flezz” Cid announced the retirement of his homogay power. “4chanwarz has always been a terrible browser game. We’ve constantly tried to bring my Country Kitchen and Flea Market to the same level of fabulous personry. Unfortunately our last efforts to join the tyranny of the monstrous homogays has turned out to be a failure”.

In a drastic turnaround, Crotch Zombie has agreed to find a homogay replacement. Stressing his point, Mr Trout stated “Ever since our RandomBot-1338 picked Mr Flezz, I’ve known that there was something wrong”. Crotch Zombie plans on nominating 4 new fabulous persons to fill the place left behind.