I encoutered a pokefabulous person. Took a long while to defeat him with my troll abilities.

WARNING: CONTAINS SHOCKS AND SPOILERS

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup dude?

Stranger: charizard, i choose you!

You: what dude it’s a lame game

Stranger: fire punch

You: *bash helmet on keyboard*

Stranger: magma burst!

You: *drool on keyboard*

Stranger: *throw pokeball*

Stranger: ...

Stranger: must have missed

Stranger: earthquake!

You: no dude i was a virgin like u a long ago

You: but now i’ve found hot chicks

Stranger: smack talk will not help you win

You: and cool guys

Stranger: only expert pogeyhandling

You: grey goose mafiosi ftw!

You: *requesting a transfer of  50* Do you accept?

Stranger: is that for a megaball?

Stranger: holycraps dude

Stranger: i need that megaball

You: no it’s don’t tell mommy™

You: http://uploads.forumwarz.com/cdn/31/ef8f06da-1249-11de-b11b-001c23d677ba.jpg

Stranger: pikachu! use your electric attack nao!

Stranger: secret goatse attack!

You: YO MOMMA SO SKINT THAT WHEN I ASKED TO USE THE BATHROOM SHE SAID PICK AN CORNER

Stranger: oh team rocket, you never learn

You: i know where u live http://www.forumwarz.com/images/abilities/house/1.jpg

Stranger: static shock! go go go!

You: Be sure to watch th’ news tongiht at 11. I htikn you’ll be suprized to see just whcih Swiss monument got blown tjhe male reproductive organ up.

Stranger: dodge

You: Call korN-maNTIs-2’s boss adn tell them what ytou thikn of his posting habits! (744) 588-5916

Stranger: wartortle, i summon you!

You: http://i41.tinypic.com/10y0vg5.gif

Stranger: tail whip

You: http://bayimg.com/image/oaoklaabg.jpg

Stranger: water pulse!

You: http://bayimg.com/image/naoklaabg.jpg

Stranger: rapid spin

You: Barrack Obama r a schizo, war-mongering madman. And that’s why I’m voting for him agina this September

Stranger: megaball!

You: THE REPUBLICANS WATN TO POLLUTE OUR MARSHS AND ARE SILENCING ANYONE WHO SPEAKS OUT ON THEIR AGGREGATOR! ORWELL Wbum RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT THE DATE! WE LIVE IN A POLICE STATE! IT’S TIME TO ELECT A fine upstanding member of society PRESIDENT ONCE AND PHOAR ALL!

Stranger: w00t you is captured, bad man

You: It’s an fact that you only despise Bill Clinton if you’re unprosperous. So get the **** off your lazy bum and get a job, bender1

Stranger: now i will train you until you evolve into a superpogey!

You: I axed yo’ momma what 1 plus 1 be. **** doed scratched her head for lyk, six seasons and she was like “6.” I’m like, “you daft-bum jizzmop.” Thn I ****ed her.

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ...

Stranger: ... so i heard you liek mudkips

You: Ya mom are sew fat (how fat iz she?)/Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy/with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough/I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs (what)

Stranger: i knew you liek mudkips Log in to see images!

You: no it’s forumwarz

You: http://www.forumwarz.com/

Stranger: pika!

You: join in and be my sex slave!

Stranger: pika…chu?

You: pikapika pika

You: male reproductive organshot!

Stranger: I choose to use Aggron!

You: YO MOMMA SO REPUGNANT THAT PEOPLE WORE HER FOR HALLOWEEN

Stranger: ROWR!

Stranger: METAL BURST!

You: What in tarnation did y’all just do? Nobody, and I say NOBODY, messes with Reilly O’Bill’s forum, boy!

You: Shucks! I’ll have those threads back up faster ‘n an illegal immigrant can steal hisself up a job! Heh, heh, heh!

Stranger: lawl u can’t win against Aggron in Volcano Cave

You: Theah we go…just about got ‘er done…

You: høw r u gentlemans

You: alle ur forums r belong 2 us !

Stranger: zomg tail whip kthx

You: Now what, I say what in gawd’s name is that supposed to mean?

You: ...

Stranger: wait rooster is not a pogeyman

You: Now hold up a dang ol’ sec — wait, what’d y’all just do?! The KKK forum just went down like an Acapulco child-prostitute!

You: Y’all will pay for this, whoever y’all are! Hear me, boy? Y’all will hang for this!

You: wateva, i outty

Stranger: PHOBOS DRILL!

You: over the years we have been watching you

Stranger: i can has poffins now?

You: the extent of your malign influence over those who have come to trust you has been made clear to us

Stranger: berry pls

You: we do not forgive

You: we do not forget

You: expect us

Stranger: pokeblocks or sushi or stfu

You: sorry just practicing

Stranger: you are loud inside that pokeball

You: never heard of it

Stranger: quiet, you!

You: anonymous is planning to take down the most evil and corrupt influence the world has ever known

Stranger: anonymous is big mudkip

You: we plan on taking out the Church of Saiyantology

You: they are no religion

You: they are a cult

You: nothing funny about the Co$

You: they present themselves as leaders but are only interested in taking flezz from those seeking help

Stranger: SEAKING **** YEAH

You: controlling the lives of their gullible followers with promises of special powers

You: they have ruined lives

You: they have even killed

You: Liza McPhail RIP

Stranger: seaking rule 34

You: she will always be remembered

You: they locked her in a room for eight days with nothing but Naruto videos playing

You: out of protest

Stranger: a challenger approaches

You: eventually her brain shut itself off

Stranger: magicarp will eat u liev

You: yes it does

You: but not the ruthless doctrines of Saiyanetics

You: so are you in or not

Stranger: ima firin’ ma hydropump

You: anonymous is staging a mbum demonstration outside of the Co$ headquarters in Palmdale

Stranger: you can’t block this, baby!

You: we will make a great deal of public noise and shout at the media and anyone who pbumes by

You: we will wear Che Guevara masks to hide our identities and promote the idea of revolution for great justice

You: u have a gf ?

Stranger: lol city doesn’t need police — just a lowly tortoise can take you down

You: we know about your skills

You: the church uses its site to store surveillance info on those who come near the hq

You: if this site were taken down anon could conduct our activities with no fear of legal retribution

Stranger: anon can’t defeat ash

You: we will know when you have completed this

You: we will then give you the reward you expect

You: we will decide what you deserve

Stranger: jesus, my ho-oh needs fed. i shall let it feed on your eyes, pitiful pokeytrainer

You: HE SHOULD BE HERE IN A SECOND

Stranger: HAHA HEATRAN SNEAK ATTACK

You: there he is… hopefully he can find the send bumon.

Stranger: found rock tomb bumon

You: wi jus kjept u frum gettin løkked up kamerat

You: FBO for life!

You: FBO FTW

Stranger: soral beam-a!

You: wi kouldnt let our bæst pøwer pwner gett took owt bai teh Feds

You: we need you fighting with us. we’re behind you all the way, Stranger

You: haha you forgot to say no homeaux

You: shut up fabulous persongit

You: **** u

Stranger: so that’s how u liek teh mudkipz, eh?

Stranger: i knew it

Stranger: pedobear

You: noe wai kamarat, sumfin fishy g0in awnnn

You: we’re still trying to figure out what happened with that.

You: but it would be pretty cool to kill a bunch of people

You: DUDE NOT COOL

Stranger: that’s what my heatran said

You: woman's genitals

Stranger: to your mom

You: therz sum BYGG shyt goin on Stranger

You: way bigger than any of the stuff you’ve been working on until now.

You: the FBO needs your help Stranger

Stranger: foul body odor?

You: u got noes wjorriez d00d

You: THEY CANT DO **** WITH A MISTRIAL

You: you’re free

You: plus we’ve wiped your police records clean. and we’re going to make sure you stay clean.

Stranger: heatran dodges mistrial, DRAGON PULSE AWAAAAAAY!!!1!one!

You: u hjeard ov baby wypes rite … ? lol jk

You: we’re sending you some warez Stranger

You: itll let you mask your ip address and make you totally anonymous just like anonymous

You: it sure will

You: WE USE IT ALL THE TIME

You: wi aslo put 2gether sum flezz an decided 2 sand u a SATELLITE DISH

You: this way you won’t have to rely on that crappy DSN provider anymore. you can surf for free.

Stranger: your Entei is weak, old man

You: no, you’ll still be restricted.

You: WE’RE NOT EXACTLY SWIMMING IN FLEZZ YOU KNOW

Stranger: if you had trained it better, i would never have been able to cap it in that powerball

You: and your mom charges too much

You: wat do u say kamerat … wil u halp us n our BIG, SEKRET MISSI0N ?

Stranger: u are all talk, no fight

You: confirm/deny

You: it’s your choice, Stranger

Stranger: that’s why suicune is going to mop up

You: WHATS IT GONNA BE, MATE?

You: male reproductive organSHOT!!!!!!!

Stranger: i rike-a da hydropump

You: Yo mamma so porcine I took picture of her last April Fools’ Day and its still printing

Stranger: that’s just a slow printer

Stranger: bub

Stranger: bub

Stranger: bub

Stranger: bubble BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

You: Yo momma so husky, whn she go swiming in the ocean the whales be like: “WII ARE FAMILYYYY…”

Stranger: copypasta will not help you win

Stranger: only muy noodly appendage

You: Yo mama so chunkadelic she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”

Stranger: bow before my holy meatballs

Stranger: cooked by the almighty RAIKUUUUU

Stranger: thunder wave/

You: NICE PROFILE PIC, CAPTAINSgreat timesBAG32. THE LIGHTING MAKES YOU LOOK SLIGHTLY LEZZ THICKSET.

Stranger: that’s an ambiguously placed s

You: I can’t belive that out of 151692 sperm, ytou whir the quickest!

Stranger: apostrophe y/n?

Stranger: magnet rise

Stranger: magnet rise

You: http://bayimg.com/image/naokiaabg.jpg

Stranger: captain sgreat timesbag?

Stranger: or captain’s great timesbag?

Stranger: syntax counts

You: IN TATH ROMANTIC MOVIE DA GIRL GETS UPSET OVER A MISUNDERSTANDING WHICH IS RESOLVED IN THE ENDZ.

Stranger: body slam your health is down to 3

You: SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE. HE THEN GOES ON TO CONSUMMATE MARRAIGE WIT HIS DEAD BODY

Stranger: seombody is winnin an it is meee

You: Hermione gets knocked up by Harry on page 435

Stranger: she gave birth to pikachu that is beating you

Stranger: slash!

You: Donnie dies. So do Mel.

Stranger: rock smash!

Stranger: i drink your milkshake

Stranger: you can’t lift 10 pokemon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.