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You’re just noticing I’m amusing? Daaaaamn, Bootyhole, you need to get with the times!
Video is a no can do, MP3…maybe, it won’t be very good quality, but, yeah maybe. Not until Sunday at the earliest though. I’ve got a gig tomorrow and the computers at the OTB are ****.
Sooo…I called my male reproductive organ the other day. He picked up and said, “Yeah?”
And I say, “male reproductive organ! Where you been man?”
And he says, “In your nephew’s bumhole!”
And I say, “It’s always in the first place you look when you’re in New Jersey!”
But seriously, I have never molested anyone in my family. I’ve been to court over this and it’s just a joke.
You know what’s not a joke though?
I murdered JonBenet Ramsey!
What’s the difference between Xylon and a Xylophone?
It sounds good when I hit Xylon with a mallet! The loud crunch of bone dampened by the soft squish of flesh!
Hard to tune though!
What’s the difference between Forumwarz and cigarettes?
Cigarettes require a Surgeon General’s warning for the cancer they cause!