I am so very very cool.

I post pumpkin Log in to see images!

Also, it’s kinda cold in here because it’s night but I don’t wanna get up and put something warm on or close the window. This makes me very literally cool.

I taught captain Kirk, young Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris how to be cool.

I am Darth Vader’s father.

I have been to Mongolia.

If my coolness could be measured in miles, it could reach to the Sun and back… twice!

I post pumpkin again! Log in to see images!

I killed Laura Palmer.

And JFK.

I give kids free candy and don’t enjoy them or anything.

I play harmonica.

My coolness is way above anyone else’s in this thread.

Posting here means I’m cool.

I am a pirate.

To wrap it all up (I know you want more because I’m so cool but I’m too cool for that), I shall once more post the pumpkin. Log in to see images!