Sergeant Cid Posted:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yooo kurwa
You: ForumWarz?
Stranger: szakaron makaron
Stranger: forumwarz sux
You: Yes.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Most people that suck at real online games say that.
You: If you go play forumwarz.com I will show you my mom's mammary glands.
Stranger: ;O
Stranger: are you ****ing her?!
You: They are very large and firm
You: Just on Thursdays.
Stranger: oh nice
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im ****ing everyday except thursdays !
Stranger: no, i wont go there and i know it sux
Stranger: ;d
You: You can **** my mom every day except Thursdays if you go to ForumWarz.
Stranger: its game or something?
You: It's a good game.
You: You'd be good at it,
You: You start off in the game as a clueless noob that barely understands how the internet really works.
You: You'd be a natural.
Stranger: ill look it
You: Cool!
You: Tell your friends, and then they can **** my mom as well.
You: But not on Thursdays.
Stranger: ;s
You: So...
You: So... ForumWarz?
Stranger: im registering
You: Make sure to send a Tubmail to MC Banhammer as soon as you start playing!
You: He likes that sort of thing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I can’t wait for him to get here!

Excellent work, soldier!

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