“As a matter of fact, I am indubitably the person known as Slim Shady. To reiterate my point, I will once again emphasize that I am the one and only genuine Shady. Everybody else saying that they are Slim Shady are nothing short of pretenders; and as such, they should simply be ignored, and very much so. Just to get my point across, I am now going to ask if the person claiming to be the true identity of Slim Shady to kindly get on their feet, get on their feet, get on their feet.”