Shii Posted:

Recently it came to my attention that the graceful, charismatic, and talented swine was offering a ridiculous crapload of BP to deserving recipients.

I promptly virtually sucked his male reproductive organ for a while and lo and behold, he in his majestic grace has bestowed BP upon me.

Part of my begging included the promise to use some of the BP on a “swine Love Contest,” so here it is.

RULES for WINNING!

Accepted Entries:

– Compose some sort of Photoshop/Paint drawing extoling how great swine is.

– Write a touching love sonnet/poem; the more articulate and eloquent, the better.

– Make sure you touch on his generosity.

EDIT – Any videos dedicated to swine: this includes performed verse, songs, etc.

WINNER GETS 3 BP!

Winner will be chosen in 1 week.

GO!

SWINE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

(Pork IS a food group!)