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Hellmask

Avatar: 146232 2010-08-18 18:18:23 -0400

[NLTT]

Level 43 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

An ode to swine (by Hellmask):

Swine, oh swine

How you please me

Sexually and intellectually-y.

Swine, swine, swine,

You raise me up,

High above heaven and their clouds.

You raise me up like Peter North’s slab of manmeat.

No, seriously.

I love swine.

I heart swine with all my heartski.

I want brownie points because I’m unemployed and can’t pay for swine by myself because I’m a loser

And live in my mother’s basement.

I’m not kidding.

I love swine.

SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

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