Forumwarz:

Wait. Trolling is a clbum. What DO you have to do around here to get banned?

Haven’t you ever wished you could do this to your favorite forum?

4chan + n00b + $#!T + 1337 + intarnets = Forumwarz

Hey, this is cool. I can spend all day here. Wait… only 4 per day? WTF?!?

Learn what NSFW means from here, before your boss does…

The most fun you can possibly have at a place that everyone hates.

Win? Fail? Pwn.

Love the hate you type.

Where being an bumhole is a character stat.

Douchebaggery. Who the **** says that…

Swearing is good!

Our mouth has never seen a bar of soap. It’s seen a lot of other ****ed up things, though…

I’ve seen things that would shrivel your soul and burn out your eyes… and that’s just in the first 10 minutes…

Hey. One more internet addiction couldn’t hurt, right?

Awww… That’s right. Do it baby… Suck my- {Load Next File}

Wait. I thought this was gonna be good.

Well, that mechanic is clunky…

It all fun and games till a mod gets banhammered.

It’s like everything you ever wanted in the Internet, only it’s more fake, and buried in a bizarre game, and really limited, and… what was I talking about? This place sucks.

Pwn. Pwn. Pwn. Pwn. Sorry?? Whoah. I got Pwned!

Do unto others. As often and violently as possible.

Here’s to a game that rewards violent behavior!

Sarcasm? To find that, you’ll have to get through the potty mouth and the bad puns first.

Hey, that’s kind of witty… in a violent, nasty kind of way.

We advertise on 4chan. Heavily. Hot and heavy, even…

Good Lord. I just spent 20 minutes on this post…

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EDIT: I almost forgot one…

Forumwarz:

Just like in real life, you start out as a retard.