Hehehe…

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediatly ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said “Bermuda, 1989”. They’ve told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I’ve seen my own conception. FML

Today, I went to my new doctor to establish the paperwork. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, “what do you do?”. I told her I normally did woman's genitalsl, but would sometimes do anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML