There have been many organizations in the world. There has been the Illuminati, the Democratic Party, the Whig Party, the Nazi Party, but none of these organizations can compete with the sheer grandness of Team Shortbus. Within a year, TSB created a new revolutionary order which spread across the internet like wildfire, immolating and burning to death all those who did not run from it like a black man from responsibility. Of course, during TSB’s reign, there have been dissenters who protest our dedication to truth, joy, humor, and bigotry, but those people are homosexuals and should be disregarded. Though our fetishes may not be the same, we stand united against a growing pall of unfunny fine upstanding member of societys in ForumWarz.

Thank you, and good night.