Just think, thirty something years ago Old Mrs. Ward popped the a hairy little **** demon out of her syphilis infected vag hole. Now in honor of her failed abortion we raise our glbumes to this old **** for failing to roto rooter the little bastard out of her snatch. So it is your ****ing birthday huh? Well **** you Robin, you are living proof that abortion should be mandatory in cases of extreme maternal retardation. May the next year of your life be filled with hardship and pain. May you your male reproductive organ shrink and your stomach get larger. When you blow out the candles on your cake I hope the cake catches fire and burns down your home you sniveling **** sack of a human being. If were a remotely as ugly as you I would dive head first into a woodchipper. Be sure to have Mike come by and give you a proper deep male reproductive organing before you spend your birthday like all the others, dressed in women’s clothing, crying over a bottle of arbor mist.

UnHappy Mother****ing Birthday you ignorant ****tard. Burn in hell ET.