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Kongming

Avatar: 97915 Tue Feb 03 01:44:34 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

玄德幼時,與鄉中小兒戲於樹下曰:「我為天子,當乘此車蓋。」叔父劉元起奇其言,曰:「此兒非常人也!」因見玄德家貧,常資給之。年十五歲,母使游學,嘗師事鄭玄、盧植;與公孫瓚等為友。及劉焉發榜招軍時,玄德年已二十八歲矣。當日見了榜文,慨然長嘆。隨後一人厲聲言曰:「大丈夫不與國家出力,何故長嘆?」

玄德回視其人,身長八尺,豹頭環眼,燕頷虎鬚,聲若巨雷,勢如奔馬。玄德見他形貌異常,問其姓名。其人曰:「某姓張,名飛,字翼德。世居涿郡,頗有莊田,賣酒屠豬,專好結交天下豪傑。適纔見公看榜而嘆,故此相問。」玄德曰:「我本漢室宗親,姓劉,名備。今聞黃巾倡亂,有志欲破賊安民;恨力不能,故長嘆耳。」飛曰:「吾頗有資財,當召募鄉勇,與公同舉大事,如何?」玄德甚喜,遂與同入村店中飲酒。

正飲間,見一大漢,推著一輛車子,到店門首歇了;入店坐下,便喚酒保「快斟酒來吃,我待趕入城去投軍。」玄德看其人,身長九尺,髯長二尺;面如重棗,脣若塗脂;丹鳳眼,臥蠶眉;相貌堂堂,威風凜凜。玄德就邀他同坐,叩其姓名。其人曰:「吾姓關,名羽,字壽長,後改雲長,河東解良人也。因本處勢豪,倚勢凌人,被吾殺了;逃難江湖,五六年矣。今聞此處招軍破賊,特來應募。」玄德遂以己志告之。雲長大喜。同到張飛莊上,共議大事。

飛曰:「吾莊後有一桃園,花開正盛;明日當於園中祭告天地,我三人結為兄弟,協力同心,然後可圖大事。」玄德、雲長齊聲應曰:「如此甚好。」次日,於桃園中,備下烏牛白馬祭禮等項,三人焚香,再拜而說誓曰:「念劉備、關羽、張飛,雖然異姓,既結為兄弟,則同心協力,救困扶危;上報國家,下安黎庶;不求同年同月同日生,但願同年同月同日死。皇天后土,實鑒此心。背義忘恩,天人共戮。」誓畢,拜玄德為兄,關羽次之,張飛為弟。祭罷天地,復宰牛設酒,聚鄉中勇士,得三百餘人,就桃園中痛飲一醉。來日收拾軍器,但恨無馬匹可乘。

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