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Kongming

Avatar: 97915 Tue Feb 03 01:44:34 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

話說天下大勢,分久必合,合久必分。周末七國分爭,併入於秦。及秦滅之後,楚漢分爭,又併入於漢。漢朝自高祖斬白蛇而起義,一統天下,後來光武中興,傳至獻帝,遂分為三國。推其致亂之由,殆始於桓、靈二帝。桓帝禁錮善類,崇信宦官。及桓帝崩,靈帝即位,大將軍竇武、太傅陳蕃,共相輔佐。時有宦官曹節等弄權,竇武、陳蕃謀誅之,作事不密,反為所害。中涓自此愈橫。

建寧二年四月望日,帝御溫德殿。方陞座,殿角狂風驟起,只見一條大青蛇,從梁上飛將下來,蟠於椅上。帝驚倒,左右急救入宮,百官俱奔避。須臾,蛇不見了,忽然大雷大雨,加以冰雹,落到半夜方止,壞卻房屋無數。建寧四年二月,洛陽地震;又海水泛溢,沿海居民,盡被大浪捲入海中。光和元年,雌雞化雄。六月朔,黑氣十餘丈,飛入溫德殿中。秋七月,有虹見於玉堂;五原山岸,盡皆崩裂。種種不祥,非止一端。

帝下詔問群臣以災異之由,議郎蔡邕上疏,以為蜺墮雞化,乃婦寺干政之所致,言頗切直。帝覽奏嘆息,因起更衣。曹節在後竊視,悉宣告左右。遂以他事陷邕於罪,放歸田里。後張讓、趙忠、封諝、段珪、曹節、侯覽、蹇碩、程曠、夏惲、郭勝十人朋比為奸,號為「十常侍」。帝尊信張讓,呼為「阿父」,朝政日非,以致天下人心思亂,盜賊蜂起。

時鉅鹿郡有兄弟三人:一名張角,一名張寶,一名張梁。那張角本是個不第秀才。因入山採藥,遇一老人,碧眼童顏,手執藜杖,喚角至一洞中,以天書三卷授之曰:「此名太平要術。汝得之,當代天宣化,普救世人;若萌異心,必獲惡報。」角拜問姓名。老人曰:「吾乃南華老仙也。」言訖,化陣清風而去。

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