Okay people, here’s the deal: I’m going to buy a custom title and i need you lot to tell me what it would be. There are no rules to the content of the title, but here’s a few tips:

1. You might want to abstain from making obvious references to my user-name (for instance, a title saying “he’s a proffesor AND a commie” will have few chances of winning”Log in to see images!.

2. The title has a better chance of winning should it refer either to my posting habits here on flamebate or to my horrible contributions to the idc (be it the one in flamebate or the one in incit).

3. Insults are much appreciated and may very well win, but they have to be clever (“You suck” will probably not win, in case you were thinking of submitting that.)

That being stated, the contest will end on the 9th of March (calculated by the GMT+1 time zone). Let the statuses pour in!