Johnny Mac Posted:

How much data did you get?

I’d pretty much say a metric ****tonne. Or, if you prefer imperial, about seven vibrating doldoes’ worth.

Seriously, about 375 people entered, which is insane. A lot of them filled out every field, and a lot of them had multiple entries in each field.

Even after removing dupes, it’s going to be a hell of a task paring these down to size. Let me show you just one (relatively concise) example of the raw data we’re looking at:

@whore:

$2 slot machine, ‘ho, (artificial intelligence), Anne Coulter, Consort, great times guzzler, Escort, Fingerz, Fran, GTG, HO, Hoochie momma, Hooker, Hustler, Julia Roberts, Lady of the Evening, Mary Magdeline, Mbumeuse, Put oot, Skank, Sperm burping road whore, Street Squish, Street Walker, Tramp, Triple woman's genitalsed Hooker, Working Girl, Your mom, Your mother, a “dancer”, badjub, bar dancer, bedhopper, bee-atch, ****, bljad, body worker, boxxy, but buddy, call girl, callgirl, camwhore, cat, chan, cheap, cheap date, cheap geisha, chicken head, commercial sex worker, companion, concubine, cortier, courtesan, great times dumpster, great timesdumpster, great timeshole, woman's genitals, dollymop, doxy, easy, easy level, escort, fallen woman, fille de joie, floosie, ****bag, geisha, gentleman of ill repute, gentleman of the evening, gigolo, girl named Heather, good life woman, good time girl, good-time sally, goodtime girl, happy endings, harlet, harlot, hetairai, ho’, ho-bag, hoe, hoebag, hoochie, hoor, hootchie, hussy, kurva, lady of easy virtue, lady of ill repute, lady of negotiable affection, lady of pleasure, lady of the night, lady of the vening, lady of thie night, little sunshine, lusty dame, mail-order bride, maitresse, man-whore, meretrice, meretrix, mistress, mom, money-****er, fine upstanding member of society, night lady, night walker, nightly bumerfly, nightwalker, odalisque, one nightstand, painted lady of the night, paramore, paramour, pay girl, pay-per-****, pebble-scratcher, personal escort, pimp slave, playmate, poor little white boy, pope, porn star, priestess of Aphrodite, priestess of Love, pro, professional woman, prossie, prostibulae, prostitue, prostitute, puta, putain, randi, red light dancer, rent girl, rent-a-woman's genitals, roundheels, scarlet woman, seamstress, sex professional, sex slave, show girl, showgirl, slag, slag ****, slapper, ****, **** for money, soiled dove, sperm receptacle, street girl, streetwalker, stripper, stripper named Patricia, strumpet, strumpt, tart, temptress, three dollar whore, trick, trick turner, trollop, trolop, undercover cop, very friendly lady, wench, whore, whorebag, wife, woman in red, woman of the night, woman who sells herself, your mum, zona