Turn 1:

Doctor Whom Posted:

Doctor Whom: You manage to learn how to modify hardware and how to overclock CPUS.

Crinkz Posted:

Crinkz:You find out that the forum we’re against is Busts-R-Us which is a busts company that keeps leaving business cards hidden in some places.

Their slogan is “Good Way to Get ahead” and their number is 531-8008, which spelled upside down is “Boobies”.

Wylin Posted:

You eat a little increasing your health meter by 2, then you go to your friends and after a while you learn to fap (new ability: fap increases by 5 offence)

quangntenemy Posted:

You bash random objects while drooling and learn a new ability: bash keyboard while drooling.

status Posted:

Doctor Whom:

Abilities: Drool on keyboard, bash keyboard with helmet, BG hack, can modify hardware, can overclock CPUS

Inventory: None

Status:

20/20 ego

20/20 Processing power

20/20 RL health

Crinkz:

Abilities: Drool on keyboard, bash keyboard with helmet, a bit better at research.

Inventory: Nothing.

Status:

20/20 ego

20/20 Tears

20/20 RL health

Wylin:

Abilities: Drool on keyboard, bash keyboard with helmet, can fap.

Inventory: Nothing

Status:

20/20 ego

20/20 Dbaggery

20/20 RL health

quangntenemy:

Abilities: Drool on keyboard, bash keyboard with helmet, bash keyboard while drooling.

Inventory: Nothing

Status:

20/20 ego

20/20 RL health