FAQ:

What is Troll Ambiance Mafiosi, isn’t that a Swedish Metal Band?

Troll Ambiance Mafiosi is a groundbreaking, cutting-edge, industry-leading, high-end dynamic new way to enjoy Forumwarz through a Klan-based interface that provides the user with a deeply gratify, memorable and exciting gaming experience.

What?

It’s the Klan Jesus would join.

You uh… do you take medication?

One time I fashioned a crudely-rigged pocket woman's genitals from raw bacon.

Is that kosher?

As long as you don’t put an uncirgreat timescised male reproductive organ in it.

Who can join this Klan?

Trolls.

What if I’m an emo kid can I join?

No, but you should check out the other klan I made with my alt.

I’m in another klan — and I would never admit this — yet my heart secretly yearns to frolic amongst you and have you touch me my special place where I feel no pain and everything is bright with wonder. Only it can never be. No… No I mustn’t… Oh God, why must you torture me with this confliction!?

Seek therapy.

Is that it?

That’s about it.

Well, I must say, you haven’t exactly convinced me. Anything else?

I’ll could call you and we could talk about this.

Are you serious?

Yeah, what’s your number?

503-655-9064

Alright, you’re going to pick up the phone right?

Yeah.

Hey, it’s me Celerysteve from the forum.

Oh hey, wasup, Celerysteve?

Nothin’ really. Just ****in’ around on the computer I guess… What are you doing?

Just hanging out I guess. You doing anything else tonight?

Just uh.. well I mean, I’m like… you know…

No what?

I’m like, uh, touching myself… I mean that’s cool right?

Umm… I mean, I guess, It’s kinda weird I guess… I don’t care… I mean, like, how are you doing it?

Well I got my male reproductive organ out and it’s in my hand… feels pretty good. What are you doing.

Nothing really. I mean I’m just hanging out and stuff.

You should take off your pants right now.

Ok.

Did you do it?

Yeah.

Mmmm… So are you gonna join that klan for me?

Um… Yeah… Well, I kind of already started…

You’re joining it right now?

Yeah.

Tell me how you’re joining it.

I um… I requested an invite and you sent it to me and I joined.

Mmmm… Yeah… I like that.