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OK, I felt like writing another one so here it is. If it turns out we can’t submit multiple entries I’ll pick one and blank the others before the contest ends.
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There is nothing in the world I hate so much as a wedding.
The cheap speakers are crackling with wildly inappropriate songs, a hairy-legged man in a kilt is leering at the collective cleavage of the bridesmaids (so is the priest), and the spinster aunts are swaying and cackling as they refill their glbumes. I sit in the corner, hoping to remain unnoticed.
The bride is wearing a gauzy monstrosity that exposes her bony shoulders and requires her to cleave a path several feet wide through the crowd.
“Come on, my darling,” she says to me. “We’re supposed to dance!”
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Posted On: 02/27/2009 8:26PM | View BloodyDemise's Profile | # |