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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
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[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

OK, I felt like writing another one so here it is. If it turns out we can’t submit multiple entries I’ll pick one and blank the others before the contest ends.

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There is nothing in the world I hate so much as a wedding.

The cheap speakers are crackling with wildly inappropriate songs, a hairy-legged man in a kilt is leering at the collective cleavage of the bridesmaids (so is the priest), and the spinster aunts are swaying and cackling as they refill their glbumes. I sit in the corner, hoping to remain unnoticed.

The bride is wearing a gauzy monstrosity that exposes her bony shoulders and requires her to cleave a path several feet wide through the crowd.

“Come on, my darling,” she says to me. “We’re supposed to dance!”

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