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Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
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Bashy tells it like it is:

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

King of the Hill: The first person to hit 100 scoops gets the flag, the next person to use Destroyer, Thief, Shotgun or bumhole on the person with the flag gets it. Repeat. If you have the flag at the end of the every hour or day or round you get 100 random scoops.

BASHY SAYS: Fun.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Cracker Jacks: Every time you earn a scoop of a designated flava you get a random second scoop

BASHY SAYS: Fun.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Multiplicity: Every time you earn a scoop of a specific flava that week, you get two

BASHY SAYS: Fun, if the flavor changes randomly throughout the round.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Darwin Week: No vanilla scoops can be earned, no cards.

BASHY SAYS: Fine.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

You can’t see me: All “card totals” are hidden. No peekaboos.

BASHY SAYS:Fun.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Lemon Party: Every time you earn a lemon scoop, earn 3.

BASHY SAYS: Fun, if a little simple.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Communism: Everyone starts the week with 100 scoops.

BASHY SAYS: Interesting.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

I’m an bumhole: All cards are disabled, except for bumholes

BASHY SAYS: This would be even more very special than if Roid Rage Week had a kid with the Down’s Syndrome guy from Life Goes On. bumholes are already broken at 10. You can do 20% more damage with the current bumhole than you have worth of scoops. Awesome game design!

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Inflation’s a ****: Cards cost 5 scoops instead of four.

BASHY SAYS: Fine.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Fire Sale: Cards cost 3 scoops instead of four (but when you buy, you can only pick from two).

BASHY SAYS: Fine.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

There’s no going back: You are given 1 card, no choice, you can’t go back, the scoops are spent.

BASHY SAYS: What?

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Double Dragon: All cards that do damage, do twice the amount of damage.

BASHY SAYS: bumholes worth 20. Awesome. Why do you keep designing Domination cards so that there’s no purpose in getting scoops? Same as the other two ideas; this basically is “Who can be on at the very last second of Dom?”

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Use ‘m or lose ‘m: During the nightly rollover, all cards are removed.

BASHY SAYS: Good.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

King Unmaker: Every night during rollover, the character with the most scoops looses half their scoops at random.

BASHY SAYS: What did I say above about punishing people for getting scoops? You’re increasingly punishing anyone who’s ever spent time on your game, with this kind of design.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Raiders of the Lost forums. Klans are only awarded vanilla for pwning 24 forums simultaneously (instead of the normal 12).

BASHY SAYS: Well, since you already made raiding useless and nobody does it anymore, this may as well be called Flogging a Dead Horse Week.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Mbumive mutiny: Cards can only be used on yourself or klanmates

BASHY SAYS: Could be interesting, but rewards, as does the current bumhole, whoever has more clanmates in a bracket. Easily skirtable by swapping or dropping klans.

BINGEBOT 2015 Posted:

Pentathlon: No switcheroos, no MIs, min scoops gives two medals.

BASHY SAYS: Fine.

BASHY SAYS, IN SUMMARY This could make Dom more fun now that you ruined raiding. more trophies need to be invented, however. One for Most Damage and one for Most Raw Scoops Made would be good additions and balanced together. Variable card pricing (different cards cost different amounts, bumhole 5, modest 4, etc) is a good idea. I have lots of ideas. I tell it like it is.

Any idea that keeps bumholes overpowered and punishes people for getting scoops is stupid. Reward and incentivize instead.

Also, some weeks of Dom, offer a free BP for a certain category or something.

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