Here’s mine:

“Even at eleven, I had undeniable sex appeal. I had long legs, a tight bum, and tanned skin. One night my parents had to go out of town, so they left me with a babysitter. He was seventeen.

So I had a little fun with him.

I took off my pants and sat on his lap. He got an erection instantly. I proceeded to grind against his male reproductive organ, and I could feel the heat through his pants. Finally, he couldn’t stand it anymore. So he ripped off my underwear and sucked my male reproductive organ.

I never said I was a girl.”