Grayson81 Posted:

If a girl’s smart and has mammary glands as good as yours she usually doesn’t have trouble finding a bloke. The problem might be more related to this:

This story suggests a flaw in your personality. Here are two clues as to what it is:

1) A guy buys you dinner and you complain that he doesn’t tip enough.

2) You care enough about this to feel that it’s a big deal and to mention it in your overall analysis of him, but not enough to part with ten ****ing dollars.

I can understand your criticism… I don’t know, I feel that since waitstaff are paid so little, you should tip according to service. If my server is good, I tip 20% or better on principle.

I actually offered to pay for my own meal, or simply the tip before he looked at the check (would have then left the whole $10), and he declined. So it would have been kind of rude for me to have thrown down more money on the table.

But you have a point, actually. I think I am being nitpicky because I feel snobby for thinking he’s not smart enough. So I am trying to justify my guilt by saying there’s other things wrong with him.