An excerpt:

“Daddy?”

“Auuuggggggghhhh!”

Lastly, Kelly is blindfolded for the exciting “mystery ****.” Having dropped his glbumes earlier, her drunken father is brought in. Kelly spread eagles on top of a giant inflatable ball and receives disturbingly clowny sex from her grotesque father. I am happy to report that I cannot confirm that penetration takes place in this sequence, allowing me a slim sliver of hope that it was just an act. The “money shot” is provided by a Foley cheer from the canned audience and hundreds of packing peanuts raining down. With a triumphant yawp from her father Kelly realizes something is amiss, yanks aside her blindfold, and ultimate blooper! Her father moans in horror and the camera zooms in on his hideous face thankfully ending the ordeal for all involved.