I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD.

Now, being a well experienced doctor of the woman's genitals has taught me a few things. One, colloidal silver will cure all your ills. Secondly, the FDA is wrong. Last, gold standard.

With that in mind, I will help any woman who is bleeding from their va-jay-jay. This is a sign they have committed a crime, or something to be guilty about. Males will throw up when they are feeling incredibly stressed or worried. Females bleed out their crotch-holes.

My prescription is thus:

1. Beat the woman until it admits to some wrong-doing.

2. Hug it and tell it you are not mad.

3. Continue beating it because “You don’t want to look soft on crime”.

4. When it is submissive and will bend to your every whim, the therapy is complete. She will no longer bleed from her snatch.