You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.
You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.
Viewing a Post
My lid is quite round, It has two screws people sit on me and **** sometimes reading the news it gets on my wick I wish I could decide which arse fits me best one that’s small or one that’s wide.
I get clean from the bleach but my rim’s hard to reach so they flush and they flush I get poked with a brush but as the days come and as the days go I just cry to myself I’m just a smelly old po and some times it’s worse cuz the **** just wont go!
My water is blue, well sometimes its clear I hate it went drunk men want a **** and come near cuz they cant stand up straight and aim at my middle they spray and they miss, then my seats covered in piddle.
Now that’s just one of the many things that I hate to be honest the life of a toilet ain’t great I’m sat on, then **** on, then ****ed on some more I cringe when i see someone come through the loo door I’m telling you man it does my head in sometimes I’m just treated like a **** and **** bin.
There has to be more that’s out there for me I’m fed up of this life taking crap, its not hard to see so if your sat on me and here just to think remember the life of a toilet does stink but all said and done in the grand scheme of it all I’m only a seat and a flush and a watery hole.
But women are bad, its like getting a muggin’ I know once a month your bits need a plug in the thing that you use should be put in a bin cause flushing it down me is a cardinal sin and I get so damn queasy to see a tampon with blood in.
So next time you visit please show some respect and wipe me as well, its how your own arse is kept and when you are done, please show some affection I don’t want to give the next person infection so give me a clean its not hard to do and please stop me looking like I’ve **** myself too! |
|
Posted On: 03/17/2008 7:23AM | View Duroth's Profile | # |