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Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

A toilet is, the center of life.

To pee alone, is a god given right.

A toilet is, a place you can think.

It’s easier than, to sit on the sink.

A toilet is, a friend to all drunks.

Supports you all night, when hurling up chunks.

A toilet is, a place for your buns.

That you appreciate, when having the runs.

A toilet is, used by us all.

It’s universal, to answer the call.

A toilet is, just what it is.

It gets rid of our crap, in a river of ****.

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