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KaaVink

Avatar: 60693 Tue Oct 28 11:07:23 -0400 2008
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[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

This site really amuses me:

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that she’s pregnant. We’ve been together for three months. Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn’t know about yet. FML

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