So, does anyone know if there will be peens to go along with them, or if it’ll be like the longest e-peen and be a peen-less leaderboard?

I really don’t think there should be. It’s too easy to cheat your way to the top by having a friend put, for example, 5,000 flip flops on, someone else buys them all, turns around and sells them again, etc.

Plus, this isn’t what that auction house is for anyway.

I suggest a limit on the number of auctions you can run at any given time, possibly something like 10, to prevent clutter and abuse of the system.