Ha ha you guys listen up! After 37 years of being a lonely virgin the Manrus has finally gotten a girlfriend! This is amazingly wonderful joyous spendid fantastic wonderful glorious news! I’ve honestly never spoken to a girl who didn’t have to speak to me like the telephone operator or 911 dispatchers. But this time, thanks to the internet, and Latvia being in a social and financial turmoil causing the women to seek out American husbands, I think I have found true love you guys! Ha ha ha ha! This is amazing and wonderful and a day of fantastic wonderful glory! Ha ha you guys I am filled with joy!

Pics of her coming soon, but we are in TRUE LOVE! I swear it! This is amazing she’s flying in today! Oh god oh god I gotta go get my sponge on a stick to wash in between my gut rolls!

Does anyone know what kind of fish is a girls favorite? I’m betting it’s some nice Arowana, oh man time to break out the American Express card!!!!