In all sort-of-but-not-really seriousness, I think the only thing one really needs to deem as a rule is the Wiccan rede: An’ it harm none, do as thy wilt.

Now, it may not seem very chaotic and unpredictable if I am observing that rule to the best of my abilities at all times, but the way I see it, I’m being so non-conformist that I’m not even conforming with the non-conformists.

Now I shall joyously eat a hot dog.

Also, FNORD