Evil Trout Posted:

If I could set it up so that any email of his gets posted in this thread that would be awesome.

Or if I could cripple his acowoman's genitals to only post in this thread I would.

I don’t know how you have the forums set up (if you borrowed from any codebase such as PHPbb or made them from scratch), but you should be able to set up permissions to restrict him to this board (Whiny ****es), and with some modifications only give him reply-access to this thread.