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Avatar: 96387 Mon Feb 02 18:04:35 -0500 2009

[De Laiceps]

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

My fellow…...Forumwarzians…...I come to ask, not for a handout, but for a new tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I mean a new avatar and maybe an alt. I have no job, no money, and I hate my current settings. PLEASE find it within your soul to bring happiness to someone’s day (by someone I mean me). I will now make poetry.


The points of brown

They mock me so

I feel so down

When I can’t go

The sadness burns

Nary a sequel

Episode 2 turns

It all inequal

My friends, they all laugh

I’m poor as a bum

I can’t play the next half

Of this game, I’m so glum

So do make me feel better

And bursting with glee

PLEASE Donate some brownie points

And bring a glint of joy to me

~~~Strykerblade~~~Log in to see images!

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