Strykerblade Posted:
I made this thread as a thread to post the random funny craps that you may know or own. To start it off:
Funny/ stupid pics
Jokes
Dumbbum Quotes
——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————I shall make the first contribution:
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
They call me “coffee” I grind so fine.
I just **** into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Any of these working? I have more…
If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Still nothing?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
lol icwatudidthere